- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me
- me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
